Last updated: 27th Nov. 2025
Welcome to Funtastic Rides, the digital playground where adults pretend they are making rational decisions about hoverboards at 1 a.m. These Terms of Use explain how you may use the website www.funtasticrides.com. If you continue browsing, comparing gadgets, and generally having a good time here, you accept these terms. If you do not agree, gently escort yourself out. No hard feelings.
1. What Funtastic Rides Actually Is
Funtastic Rides helps you compare gadgets, save your favorite comparisons, monitor prices, and receive alerts about products you are obsessed with. We also publish articles and occasionally send push notifications, because nothing says personal growth like a sudden browser popup about electric scooters.
We do not own, sell, deliver, manufacture, assemble, polish, or spiritually bless any gadget listed on the site. We provide information, not your entire life plan.
2. Your Responsibilities as a Human Adult
By using this site you confirm that:
- You are at least 13 years old, mentally present, and capable of understanding words longer than three letters.
- You will not do anything sneaky, illegal, or mildly villainous with the site.
- You will not attempt to extract, scrape, harvest, mine, siphon, or otherwise hoard our data with bots, scripts, robots, or any creature not recognized by your local wildlife service.
If we suspect mischief, we may suspend or terminate your account. Picture a dramatic “You have been exiled” moment for full effect.
3. Accounts and Alerts
If you create an account, you must provide accurate details. Keep your password private, unless you want someone else watching prices for you and making bad decisions in your name.
We may send you email or push alerts about products, price changes, or other content. You may unsubscribe at any time, but do not expect us to applaud your departure.
4. Things You May and May Not Do
Approved behaviors:
- Compare gadgets like a responsible enthusiast
- Save comparisons for later, because memory is overrated
- Subscribe for alerts when you cannot stop thinking about that electric skateboard
- Read and share articles that make you feel smarter
Forbidden behaviors:
- Pretending our content is your content
- Using our site as a testing ground for your hacking ambitions
- Copying, republishing, or mass distributing our material without asking
- Attempting to break, distort, reverse engineer, or poke at the site in ways that require a therapist later
5. Ownership and Intellectual Property
All content on Funtastic Rides belongs to us or our content partners. You may use it for personal, non commercial purposes. You may not reproduce, repurpose, monetize, or gift wrap it for profit. If you send us suggestions or feedback, we may use it, improve it, quote it, and pat ourselves on the back for implementing it.
6. Affiliate Links and Third Party Shenanigans
Some links on our site may earn us a commission if you buy something. It does not cost you extra, and no, it does not make us billionaires. If you click a third party link and end up somewhere strange, that is between you and the universe. We are not responsible for what happens outside our digital borders.
7. The Legal Fun Part: Disclaimers
All content on Funtastic Rides is provided “as is”, “as available”, and sometimes “as quickly as we had coffee”. We do not guarantee accuracy, completeness, compatibility, price consistency, or existential happiness. Prices change, products disappear, trends evolve, and batteries die at inconvenient times. Always verify information before making a purchase.
If you twist an ankle, overcharge a scooter, marry a hoverboard, or make any purchase that later feels like a life mistake, that is on you. We are not liable for damages, direct or indirect, emotional or financial, real or imagined.
8. We Can Change Things
We may update the site, remove features, add features, change the Terms, or redesign the entire website because we woke up feeling inspired. If you keep using the site after updates, it means you accept the changes. If you do not, you may leave. We will miss you, but we will cope.
9. Entire Agreement
These Terms of Use, along with our Privacy Policy, represent the agreement between you and Funtastic Rides. No smoke signals, carrier pigeons, or handwritten notes will override it.
10. Contact Us
Have questions, compliments, complaints, or a conspiracy theory involving rollerblades? Reach us here.
If you made it to the end of this document, congratulations. You are now more informed than most internet users. Enjoy the ride, compare wisely, and may your next gadget bring you joy and minimal bruises.